What to do with kids that have A.D.D. (ADD Cure)

Have you ever thought "What am I going to do with my Kid, their driving me nuts!!"

You probably thought they have to have Attention Deficit Disorder, and maybe you have even put them on drugs.

There is a very simple solution to fixing A.D.D.

Check this out:





Now isn't that a simple solution??!!!

It worked for my parents to straighten me out (Somewhat)

How Beauty Challenged Girls get to Dance

I knew there had to be some secret to getting others to ask you to dance!






This girl has found the Secret!

Sensei

I love this game, I used to play it all the time with my friends and family.

I don't think that I was ever this fast though.

Never install a stripper pole yourself!

It is NEVER a good idea to allow your wife or girlfriend to install her own STRIPPER POLE!




Did you notice the books at the top of the pole to hold it in place!

I would install it correctly if my wife wanted to use one, I wonder if I could talk her into it!!!

Never Play with Knives!!!

There are some real idiots out there!

If you are going to entertain people make sure you get your trick right!!





Not a good way to see if your knife is sharp!

The Purina Dog Chow Diet

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina Dog Chow at Walmart.

They were for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus.

I was about to check out when a woman standing behind me asked if I had a dog? ..... What did she think I had an Elephant?!!

Since I had little else to do (on an impulse) I told her No, that I was starting the Purina diet again, although I probably shouldn't because last time I ended up in the hospital.

On the bright side I had lost 50 lbs. before I had awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and I.V.'s in both arms.

I told her essentially it was the perfect diet and that the way it works is you load both of your pockets with the Purina nuggets and whenever you get hungry you just eat 1 or 2 of them. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her No; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to Lick my Butt and got hit by a car!


I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

I can't shop at Walmart anymore.

Now that's a Trophy!