Things you don't say to your Wife!!

There are several things that I would never say to my Wife and I think that this guy in the video covered just about all of them!

Love you Sweetie!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men quickly went sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"  The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." 

"What that tell you? asks Tonto. 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto" 

"You dumber than buffalo....someone stole the tent." 

Jeff Dunham - Achmed

I love this character that Jeff Dunham created.

This one cracks me up!

Silence, I Keeellll you!

You Spell it!!!

I can spell see..... Katt ... got ya I know that there is only one t in Kat.

Ha, Ha, Ha.

I think I would offer to do the same thing if they asked me to spell this guys street name.

Paris Hilton Interview with Jay Leno

Jay can always ask those questions that we all want to know about.

I'm sure that Paris was really pleased when she watched this.....

Jay might want to think about getting a few more bodyguards!!

Leno's at it again

I got my Leno videos mixed up at first but now they should be right.

As Homer would say ..... Doooaaahh!!!!

It's just one of those days!