Larry the Cable Guy at Home Depot

Nothing better then visiting the Bathroom section of Home Depot with Larry the Cable Guy!

Unless you work there!

Quicksand Giraffe

The stages of death.....

I could see myself going through these stages in the same situation!

Deodorant Farts

I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

Your Kidding, Right?

I Ain't Smelling Those!

WHAT GROWN MEN DO WITH GI JOE ACTION FIGURES...

That's a righteous Kill, wouldn't you say Duke?!!! 

To bad Cobra Commander wasn't here I show him a thing or two!

Thanksgiving Humor

Some Jokes to get you in the mood for Turkey Day!!!

Texas Deputy Sheriff vs. A New York City Lawyer

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.' 'What for?' says the lawyer... The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'      The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.. Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.' 'That sounds fair.  Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.  At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

God Bless Texas ........