Fore You Golfers Out There - Be Warned!

To all you golfers out there that may be chasing your balls, you may want to reconsider...... apparently there are some snakes that have quite an appetite for Titleist golf balls, they may even dine on an occasional Nike too!

Glock Home Protection

How to waste $30 in 10 seconds, please observe!

You know, they always tell you to empty your clip into a home invader but in this case I don't think that there would be anything left if you followed that rule!

Never Mess with Menopausal Women Drivers

We've all been warned about regular women drivers and the dangers of ever encountering one on the open road...... But these ladies step it up a notch! Then next level of bad women drivers....... Menopausal Women Drivers!




No one is safe anymore!

Awesome New Free GPS

A free GPS is now available that will help locate you where ever you are in the world.

Click this link and see.

http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html


Now that you are no longer lost, have a great day!

Women Drivers - Never let them park your car!

This is why I never let my wife try to park the car!!!!

The Indian with One Testicle

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle

and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that

name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally

cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called

him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He

jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into

the forest where he made love to her all day and

all night. He made love to her all the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what

he promised he would do. Years went by and no

one dared call him by his given name until A woman

named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being

away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was

overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him

and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

then he made love to her all day, made love to her all

night, made love to her all the next day, made love to

her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

OH, come on... take a guess !!!

Think about it !!!

You're going to love this !!!

Everyone knows...

You can't killTwo Birds

with OneStone!!!

Extreme Sports

Do you think you have what it takes to join the extreme catapult team?

You have to bring your own parachute but the surf board and table will be provided!!

Nutty People!