Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood.Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they
bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.They sneer at
Virgil and leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?''
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Happy Birthday, buddy'
Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun!!!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
I'll take a beer PLEASE!
I am fairly certain that women like this drove men to drink even though that was the opposite response that they wanted with this campaign.
There are some harsh looking old bags here don't you think??!!!!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Nothing like cruising home from the bar on your riding lawn mower and have the Cops pull you over.
Maybe this should be the required vehicle for leaving the bars...... At least if they leave the road we may get a free lawn mowing!!