Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Obama's New Health Care Doctor


With how things are looking with the Health care program, this may not be too far off!



Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Bill Clinton Library



Yup, this is just how I imagined it would be!


Monday, September 28, 2009

Police Chasing Dangerous Suspect


Don't you love Police Chases?!!




Hey, When you gotta go, you gotta go!!!

I've often wondered what the proper ediquate on something like this would be.

Do you stop and possibly crap yourself or keep going and hope the officers are understanding when it is all said and done!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

I wanna be a Cowboy........NOT!!!


I always thought growing up that I wanted to be a Cowboy.




I'm Glad I never went past thinking about it.

It looks Painful!!!!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Why Gay Men Shouldn't Conceive a Baby



Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the nursery ward, eleven are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child is theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass."

Friday, September 25, 2009

Best of 06


Nothing like seeing crashes and people getting their teeth knocked out to make your day!



Thursday, September 24, 2009

Viera TV Clip


Nasty!!




A little Too Realistic!

I think I will pass on this TV!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Making Copies!


Do you ever have one of those days at the office?

Well here is a way to release your tension...... Although I don't recommend it if you want to stay employed!




You have to feel for the guy though

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Rednecks Explained


This Explains the whole Redneck Family Tree!





Monday, September 21, 2009

Ferrari


Every cool rich guys nightmare!


Sunday, September 20, 2009

The Original Farmers Daughter Song


The Sick minded will get a laugh out of this....



Saturday, September 19, 2009

Corvette



Just one of those days!




Friday, September 18, 2009


This explains the difference between men and women's brains.



It's finally simple enough that we can all understand!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Concrete wall idiot


How many Brain Cells does it take to realize that if you kick the middle row out of a concrete fence the ones above will crush your leg???!!!!!





Obviously more then what this kid has.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Marriage


Hope my wife doesn't see this!


Monday, September 14, 2009

Fire Pole or Stripper Pole?





Maybe my wife will let me install one of these Bud light Fire Poles!

I'll tell her to keep her distance of course.......

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Trunk Monkey


These should be a standard feature in all Chevrolet, Ford, and Dodge vehicles.

Maybe it would pull them out of the Toilet!!!




I like the security version

Friday, September 11, 2009

No Treats from Obama


They say that animals can sense evil, and I think that we have found evidence in this video that it is TRUE!!!





I sometimes think that Animals are smarter then we are.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Breast Enhancement Without Surgery


Everyone wants bigger Boobs especially if you can get them without Surgery!


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Do I look like an Idiot?


Of course I know how to use an inhaler.




I wonder what she does with her Perfume??!!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Anus Burger Anyone?!!




Is it just me or do Anus Burgers sound like the worst type of burger you could eat!!!

Way to go McDonalds!





Monday, September 7, 2009

Don't Touch that wire!


Apperently this guy forgot that these trains run off of High voltage electical wires.

Moral of the story is that if you are evading the authorities on the top of a train, don't touch the wire!!!





Does anyone else smell burnt hair??

Sunday, September 6, 2009

marine vs. Congressman


Can you say "Butt-Whooping!!"

This Marine opened a can on this Congressman who had no idea how to handle what he was saying.




I think that I would have pulled an Ashley Simpson when she got caught Lip Sinking and just Ran off the stage if I was that Congressman!!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

How to swing a baseball bat


Not really funny but it is Freaking Cool!!!





I tried this and about broke my knuckles.

Friday, September 4, 2009

That Man took my Parking Spot


At least she's honest about everything!!!


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Obama Man

Click on this link and listen to the song, its pretty good!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhkF3dqXR0&feature=player_embedded





Wednesday, September 2, 2009

How NOT to operate a Forklift


I can make it through that tight space just watch.

I don't care if it's only 8 feet wide and my load is 9 feet, I can do it!!!




I think those racks must have been propped up with 2x4's or something.

The OSHA inspectors must be chomping at the bit to get to this plant.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

A Willy, Hippo, and Burnt Genitals



I wonder why we never see any of these kinds of articles in my Newspaper???





They may make this into an X game - Extreme Blue Darting!!!!




So how do you think they got the Dwarf out..... Cut open the Hippo or let nature take its course?!!




I think that this woman was lucky that she didn't wind up dead. Men do all sorts of crazy things when it comes to something painful happening to their Willys!

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