Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Tim's house, it's mine."
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the
. As she sat down, a man
along and asked her if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to her.
"No," she said, "the
seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in
their right mind would
have a seat like
this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world, and
not use it?"
Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat
actually belongs to me. I
to come here with my husband, but he passed
away. This is the first
Super Bowl we have
not been to together since we got married in
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible.
But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend
or relative or even a neighbor to take the
seat?" The woman shakes her
they're all at the funeral."