So Funny, You may just Pee your pants!: Funny Pictures

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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

How the Internet changed my life

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Tarzan

I was at the

store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan!

I asked him how it was
going and if he was into
making any more movies.

He told me

that he could no longer make any more
movies as he had severe
arthritis in both shoulders
and could no longer swing

from vine to tree.

I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she

was in bad shape, in a nursing home,

has Alzheimer's
and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad.

I asked

about Boy,

and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol,
and the only times he heard from him was when
he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheetah,

he beamed and said she was doing very well.

She married a lawyer, had some plastic surgery,

and now lives in the White House!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

New Halloween Costume for this year

The Charlie Sheen Costume

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Amish Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number� and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.