I was at the
store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan!
I asked him how it was
going and if he was into
making any more movies.
He told me
that he could no longer make any more
movies as he had severe
arthritis in both shoulders
and could no longer swing
from vine to tree.
I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she
was in bad shape, in a nursing home,
and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad.
and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol,
and the only times he heard from him was when
he was in trouble or needed something.
I asked about Cheetah,
he beamed and said she was doing very well.
She married a lawyer, had some plastic surgery,
and now lives in the White House!!!