Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
> Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
> which said:
> Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
> A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
> have to remove the sign or go to jail.
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
> 'JESUS SAVES.'
> One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
> 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
> pertains to religion.'
> The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
> driving around with a large sign on their car.
> He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
> Two Fallen Angels
> Seeking Peter --$50
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
from vine to tree.
and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad.
I asked about Cheetah,
he beamed and said she was doing very well.
She married a lawyer, had some plastic surgery,
and now lives in the White House!!!