Thursday, July 28, 2011

> Two Prostitutes - $50.00.






> Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
> which said:
>
> Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
>
>
> A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
> have to remove the sign or go to jail.
>
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
>
>
> 'JESUS SAVES.'
>
> One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
>
> 'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
> pertains to religion.'
>
> The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
> driving around with a large sign on their car.
>
> He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
>
> Two Fallen Angels
> Seeking Peter --$50




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