Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween is gonna Suck this year!

Oh Crap A Democrat!

Friday, October 24, 2008

$50 Dollars is $50 Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'  Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars. 

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' 

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'  

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' 

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.  

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' 

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Ever wondered why Candid Camera got canceled in Russia?

There is a very good reason why they no longer have Candid Camera in Russia, as you will see from the following video...

Friday, October 17, 2008

How is your financial advisor? This one scares me!

Never trust a woman financial advisor!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Great Car ad

Monday, October 13, 2008

Best Bicycle Ad in the World!!

This is awesome!

This is the Top Bike ad in the world, it has helped to sell millions of bikes world wide.

Sorry this version is kind of hard to hear so you may want to turn it up a little to hear the words.

Happy Riding!

Friday, October 10, 2008

When its OK to eat YELLOW Snow!

Normally this falls under the unwritten rules of life, like....

Don't spit into the wind, 

Don't eat Yellow Snow, etc.

But I guess this would be the exception!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

What the Bra Letters really mean

Men ARE Better then Women ..... At Multi-tasking

As demonstrated in this video Men are much better at multi-tasking then Women are....

Monday, October 6, 2008

It doesn't pay to be a Cheerleader or in the band!

Think twice before joining the band or the cheerleading squad.....

I'm glad I just watched the games!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

You Know Who

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.' Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker.. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did.

Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a 
letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.


Dear God:

  I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

                    Your friend,


Carol knew this wasn't true.  She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.


Dear God:

 This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

                Thank you,


Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started again.


Dear God:

 I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.

                Thank you,


Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset.  She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.

'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said.

Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the 
Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter

to God





            YOU KNOW WHO

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The New Guy

I hope that this guy has some really good life insurance!

If the toilet was that easy to move it makes you wonder where everything was going, right?!!


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