A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the
. As she sat down, a man
along and asked her if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to her.
"No," she said, "the
seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in
their right mind would
have a seat like
this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world, and
not use it?"
Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat
actually belongs to me. I
to come here with my husband, but he passed
away. This is the first
Super Bowl we have
not been to together since we got married in
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible.
But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend
or relative or even a neighbor to take the
seat?" The woman shakes her
they're all at the funeral."