Handgun Hairdryer

Now that's just a little over the Top!

Gotta Love the Sound of Music

This video was made in the Antwerp , Belgium Central (Train) Station on the 23rd of March 2009.
. . . with no warning to the passengers passing through the station,
at 08:00 am a recording of Julie Andrews singing 'Do, Re, Mi' begins to play on the public address system.
As the bemused passengers watch in amazement, some 200 dancers begin to appear from the crowd and station entrances.
They created this amazing stunt with just two rehearsals!

Enjoy!

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Roadside Bomb

That was a little too Close!

I know 4 soldiers that needed a change of underwear when they got back to base!!!!

All Kidding aside, I really do appreciate what our soldiers are doing for us over there.

Keep it up guys!

Thanks Mr. President

Without you, where would all these Jokes come from??!!!!

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's
hidin' marijuana inside his firewood.Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they
bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.They sneer at
Virgil and leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?''
'Yeah'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep'
'Happy Birthday, buddy'
Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun!!!

No More Bills and No More Cock-a-roaches!!!!

Just watch!

I ask myself everyday the same question "What Have We done?"

(Although I didn't vote for the Joker Personally!)

Are Men born this way?

You women have always accused Men of thinking with an appendage that is not located on their shoulders. Turns out that you were right!!!!

All of us Men are just Horny Dogs!!!

Are Women just born this way?

Video evidence that women are born this way?

Thats alright men like it whether we admit it or not!

Gun Control...... Use both hands!

Whether you are FOR or AGAINST Gun Control you can't argue with the common sense answers that Ted makes.

I say vote him into Congress, at least there would be one person there with half a brain!

Phones and Women

Women are like phones....

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and your Butt is disconnected!

Olympics

I wonder if this will be an event in the next olympics?

It might make it more interesting!!!

To Drink or Not to Drink......To Drink I Think!

I'll take a beer PLEASE!

I am fairly certain that women like this drove men to drink even though that was the opposite response that they wanted with this campaign.

There are some harsh looking old bags here don't you think??!!!!

Bad Women Drivers

Sorry Ladies, the TRUTH has been documented on film!!!

It's probably a good thing they don't have filmed evidence of how bad men really drive!!!

Adult Dog Store

I have always wondered where dogs go for these types of things.

Jay Walking

Feel Smart, Feel Very, Very Smart!

All I can say is WOW!

Lawn Mower DUI Arrest

Nothing like cruising home from the bar on your riding lawn mower and have the Cops pull you over.

Maybe this should be the required vehicle for leaving the bars...... At least if they leave the road we may get a free lawn mowing!!

Who needs ADT!!!

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of criminals like a bullet hole from a 44 magnum!

Boarder Patrol

We are really cracking down on illegal immigrants, we don't even give animals any leeway!

Bugger

These new Toyota's have a little pep to them!

Bugger Me!

Jay Walking

Obama Peeing

Never try to doc the TelePrompTers pay. That is one tax cut that will never pass!

This is why a TelePrompTer has one of the highest paying jobs in the country!

Stop Monkeying Around

This is why you never pick up Monkey Hitchhikers!

Get a room!

Stray Bar

A Lot of dogs wouldn't be caught dead in a Stray Bar, most are K9phobic!

Underwear Cops

Nothing like bracing yourself for the worst when a cop pulls you over, only to see that it is worse then you thought when they walk up in their underwear!

I think I would just hit the gas and get the heck outta there!!!

The Truth behind the Economy Conspiricy

Watch me pop a wheelie!

So you don't think I can do any tricks on my Bike?

Well Check this out baby!

Oh, you may want to hang on for this......Baby? Baby?

Oh Crap I lost another one!!!

How Long could you survive?

Created by The Oatmeal

The Ultimate Shower Caddy

Every outdoors-man's dream and every woman's nightmare.

It does look pretty handy though.

Dirty Wife

Every married guy was thinking it but this guy actually said it!!!