Obama's New Health Care Doctor

With how things are looking with the Health care program, this may not be too far off!

Bill Clinton Library

Yup, this is just how I imagined it would be!

Police Chasing Dangerous Suspect

Don't you love Police Chases?!!

Hey, When you gotta go, you gotta go!!!

I've often wondered what the proper ediquate on something like this would be.

Do you stop and possibly crap yourself or keep going and hope the officers are understanding when it is all said and done!

I wanna be a Cowboy........NOT!!!

I always thought growing up that I wanted to be a Cowboy.

I'm Glad I never went past thinking about it.

It looks Painful!!!!

Why Gay Men Shouldn't Conceive a Baby

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the nursery ward, eleven are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child is theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy babies and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass."

Best of 06

Nothing like seeing crashes and people getting their teeth knocked out to make your day!

Viera TV Clip

Nasty!!

A little Too Realistic!

I think I will pass on this TV!

Making Copies!

Do you ever have one of those days at the office?

Well here is a way to release your tension...... Although I don't recommend it if you want to stay employed!

You have to feel for the guy though

Rednecks Explained

This Explains the whole Redneck Family Tree!

Ferrari

Every cool rich guys nightmare!

The Original Farmers Daughter Song

The Sick minded will get a laugh out of this....

Corvette

Just one of those days!

This explains the difference between men and women's brains.

It's finally simple enough that we can all understand!

Concrete wall idiot

How many Brain Cells does it take to realize that if you kick the middle row out of a concrete fence the ones above will crush your leg???!!!!!

Obviously more then what this kid has.

Marriage

Hope my wife doesn't see this!

Fire Pole or Stripper Pole?

Maybe my wife will let me install one of these Bud light Fire Poles!

I'll tell her to keep her distance of course.......

Trunk Monkey

These should be a standard feature in all Chevrolet, Ford, and Dodge vehicles.

Maybe it would pull them out of the Toilet!!!

I like the security version

No Treats from Obama

They say that animals can sense evil, and I think that we have found evidence in this video that it is TRUE!!!

I sometimes think that Animals are smarter then we are.

Breast Enhancement Without Surgery

Everyone wants bigger Boobs especially if you can get them without Surgery!

Do I look like an Idiot?

Of course I know how to use an inhaler.

I wonder what she does with her Perfume??!!!

Anus Burger Anyone?!!

Is it just me or do Anus Burgers sound like the worst type of burger you could eat!!!

Way to go McDonalds!

Don't Touch that wire!

Apperently this guy forgot that these trains run off of High voltage electical wires.

Moral of the story is that if you are evading the authorities on the top of a train, don't touch the wire!!!

Does anyone else smell burnt hair??

marine vs. Congressman

Can you say "Butt-Whooping!!"

This Marine opened a can on this Congressman who had no idea how to handle what he was saying.

I think that I would have pulled an Ashley Simpson when she got caught Lip Sinking and just Ran off the stage if I was that Congressman!!

How to swing a baseball bat

Not really funny but it is Freaking Cool!!!

I tried this and about broke my knuckles.

That Man took my Parking Spot

At least she's honest about everything!!!

Obama Man

Click on this link and listen to the song, its pretty good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhhkF3dqXR0&feature=player_embedded

How NOT to operate a Forklift

I can make it through that tight space just watch.

I don't care if it's only 8 feet wide and my load is 9 feet, I can do it!!!

I think those racks must have been propped up with 2x4's or something.

The OSHA inspectors must be chomping at the bit to get to this plant.

A Willy, Hippo, and Burnt Genitals

I wonder why we never see any of these kinds of articles in my Newspaper???

They may make this into an X game - Extreme Blue Darting!!!!

So how do you think they got the Dwarf out..... Cut open the Hippo or let nature take its course?!!

I think that this woman was lucky that she didn't wind up dead. Men do all sorts of crazy things when it comes to something painful happening to their Willys!