Love Them Choppers!!!

This is what marriage is really all about . .. . He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you're waiting for?" She answered . . . .. . 'THE TEETH.'

This is one way to slow traffic down

I've felt like putting something like this in on our street a few times.

This is true ingenuity at work!!!

Two Quotes

'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.
I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.'

-- Barrack Obama

''Life's tough.....it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
-- John Wayne

Hunting After Gun Control

Have you ever wondered what hunting might look like after gun control laws go into effect?

Any Questions?

Alcohol Disclaimer

Finally a Disclaimer that makes perfect sense!!!

The secrets of Alcohol have finally been reviled in this disclaimer!!!!

Learning the Correct Spanish to Speak to your Nanny

There are a few key phrases that you should learn if you hiree a spanish speaking nanny.

Now that you have those down there shouldn't be any problems between you and the hired help!!!

I miss being a little boy

Don't you miss those days when you could get away with anything??!!!!!

Man, if I could go back to that time knowing what I know now it would be on!!!!!