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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Tiagra

Poor Tiger Woods, These funnies just keep coming!







You've got to read the fine print at the bottom of the picture.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Obama T-shirt arrests

"Let's see here. I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal, put on my new Obama T-shirt, grab my 9 and hold up a convenience store..
New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots, These are actual Police Photos.






I guess they got their change ....... of residency to the State Penn!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Drinking Cowboy

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar
and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat
after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The
cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona ,
the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for
myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite
puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh,
no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I
joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my
brothers though."

Sweet Little Girl


Oh look a sweet little girl.....Who is flipping me off.....Oh wait that's meant for Obama!





Sunday, January 3, 2010

Crazy Canadians!

These guys put the polar bear club to shame!







I'll stick with my heated pools, thank you very much!!!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Cat Cuss Out


It's good to know that we men are not alone when it comes to screwing up with the opposite sex!

Apparently it happens in the animal kingdom as well, check it out....





If this cat is anything like the rest of us guys, he tuned out about 10 seconds into this cuss session!!

Sorry Ladies, that's just how we are programmed.

If you want us to get what you are saying make the first few seconds count!

Friday, January 1, 2010

How to find a lost camera

Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be a victim of the thoughtlessness and/or sleepiness that can lead to Camera Loss.

‘How can I prevent Camera Loss?’ I hear you ask, wishing I’d get to the point. Well, you can’t prevent cameras from getting lost, but you can do something so your camera can be found very soon after it has vanished.

All you have to do is take some photos – which you never delete from your camera – so when someone finds your camera at the bottom of the gorilla pit they are able to locate you and return the lost property to its rightful owner.

To illustrate just how you can safeguard your camera from the crippling effects of Camera Loss, here are the pics that I always keep on my camera.






























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