Friday, April 23, 2010

Dogs on Welfare?



This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that all my dogs are orphans, mixed in color, unemployed, need looking after, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, pick up after them and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Man, is this is a great country, or what?

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