Figure out your NEW Name

My NEW NAME IS: Snickle Chicken Sniffer!

 

 

 

Follow the instructions to find YOUR new name.

 

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

 So:-

 

 1. Use the third letter of your first name to 

 determine your New first name:

 

 a = snickle

 b = doombah

 c = goober

 d = cheesey

 e = crusty

 f = greasy

 g = dumbo

 h = farcus

 i = dorky

 j = doofus

 k = funky

 l = boobie

 m = sleezy

 n = sloopy

 o = fluffy

 p = stinky

 q = slimy

 r = dorfus

 s = snooty

 t = tootsie

 u = dipsy

 v = sneezy

 w = liver

 x = skippy

 y = dink y

 z = zippy

 

 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

 

 a = dippin

 b = feather

 c = b atty

 d = burger

 e = chicken

 f = barffy

 g = lizard

 h = waffle

 i = farkle

 j = monkey

 k = flippin

 l = fricken

 m = bubble

 n = rhino

 o = potty

 p = hamster

 q = buckle

 r = gizzard

 s = lickin

 t = snickle

 u = chuckle

 v = pickle

 w = hubble

 x = dingle

 y = gorilla

 z = girdle

 

 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

 a = butt

 b = boob

 c = face

 d = nose

 e = hump

 f = breath

 g = pants

 h = shorts

 i = lips

 j = honker

 k = head

 l = tush

 m = chunks

 n = dunkin

 o = brains

 p = biscui ts

 q = toes

 r = doodle

 s = fanny

 t = sniffer

 u = sprinkles

 v = frack

 w = squirt

 x = humperdinck

 y = hiney

 z = juice

 

 Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Leave me Comments on your funniest names I want to know the best one out there.....My Favorite right now is Boobie Rhino Pants!