Things not to say to a cop...

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went 

into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for 

about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing 

out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about 

giving a retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued 

writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him 

a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for 

having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating 

Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the 

windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I 

called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. 

The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. 

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus. 

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those 

bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'. I try to have a little 

fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's 

important to my health.