Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Mexican Oysters

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant

following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a

sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being

served at the next table. Not only did it

look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that

you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you

have excellent taste! Those are called

Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from

the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck,

bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry

senor. There is only one serving per

day because there is only one bull

fight each morning. If you come early

and place your order, we will be sure

to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned,

placed his order, and that evening

was served the one and only special

delicacy of the day. After a few bites,

inspecting his platter, he called to the

waiter and said, 'These are delicious but

they are much, much smaller than the

ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders

and replied, 'Si, Senor.

Sometimes the bull wins.

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