I was eating lunch last week with my 8-year-old grandson when his mom asked him "What was the holiday you got off school for last week?" He said "It was President's Day"
She asked, "What does that mean?”.... I was waiting for something profound...
He said, "President's Day is when Obama stepped out of the and when he saw his shadow, we were going to have 2 more years of unemployment."
I almost snorted my coffee.