Tuesday, March 15, 2011

What religion is your bra



A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,


'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
'


'
What type of bra?'asked the clerk.



'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's

more than one type?'


' Look around,'said the saleslady,


as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color
and material imaginable.


'Actually, even with all of this

variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'


Relieved, the man askedabout the types.


The saleslady replied:


'There are the Catholic,


Salvation Army,Presbyterian,


and the Baptist types.


Which one would you prefer?'



Now totally befuddled,


the man asked about



the differences between them.



The Saleslady responded,


'It is all really quite simple.'




The Catholic type
supports the masses;


The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;



The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright;


The Baptist type
makes mountains out of molehills.





And have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD,

E, F, G, and H are the letters used to


define bra sizes?


If you have wondered why,


but couldn't figure out



what the letters stood for,


it is about time
you became


informed!



{
A} Almost Boobs.


{B} Barely there.



{C} Can't Complain.



{D} Dang!



{DD} Double dang!



{E} Enormous!



{F} Fake.



{G} Get a Reduction.



{H} Help me, I've fallen



and I can't get up!




Send this toall that will


appreciate it!






They forgot the German bra.



Holtzemfromfloppen

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