A dentist noticed that his next
patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to
tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building
in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes
walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the
gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a
delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!