Monday, July 26, 2010

Job Application



resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent b e to complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS :
Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.










Big Boobs


Employer's response:......




Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!

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