Husband down!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The
husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping. A few aisles
further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing? ' asks the husband.
Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife..

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.

Heard on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down!