A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barney Frank, , , Rosie O'Donnell, and .
They are asking for a $10 Million ransom....Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
In God We Trust
Obama and Congress
eh...not so much