Saturday, July 25, 2009

Underwear Dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,

'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.

Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied. 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow.

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