Thursday, July 30, 2009


A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother

were upstairs in their

bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old.

"I think it's about time we start swearing."

The four year old nodded his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna

say hell, and you say

ass, okay?" The four year old agreed with enthusiasm.

The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the

seven year old what

he wanted for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess

I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across

the floor, got up and

ran upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother looked

at the four year old

and asked with a stern voice, "And what do you

want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet

your ass it won't be Cheerios."

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